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Meme Coin · Chart Guy Approved
$STONKY
He's there to make us money
No roadmap. No utility. Just one bald man in a suit standing in front of a green chart, willing your bags upward. YUHHHH.
Supply
1,000,000,000
Tax
0 / 0
Liquidity
Burned
Vibes
Immaculate
The only chart pattern we know
Up. Only up.
How to get stonked
01
Get a Wallet
Grab Phantom or MetaMask. Fund it. Take a deep breath.
02
Buy $STONKY
Paste the contract, swap, confirm. The suit man nods approvingly.
03
Hold & Yell
Look at the chart. Say 'stonks' out loud. Repeat forever.
Contract address (placeholder — send me the real one)
0xSTONKY000000000000000000000000000000000